It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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