I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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