I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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