Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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