I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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