Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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