Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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