"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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