your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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