Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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