Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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