Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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