My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she pinky promised me she was 18
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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