You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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