i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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