you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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