Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
tell me about the fingering
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