she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
