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when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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