I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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