Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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