afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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