Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
