I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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