normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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