Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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