Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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