If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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