Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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