I am in a vortex of obligation.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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