I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
