I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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