kristin has been a bad kristin
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
