just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm too high and old for this...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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