no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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