This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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