i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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