roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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