Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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