real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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