North Korea, Best Korea!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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