come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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