Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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