you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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