She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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