My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
My vagina is very pro this idea
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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