i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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