No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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