i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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