i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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