That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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