'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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