You just made me feel so damn special
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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