Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you didnt know i had herpes?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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