That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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