Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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